Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Question Time

A reader recently asked the following question: Megz, you really need to keep those in cyberworld updated on your 'delicate condition'. What current symptoms are you feeling? Sincerely, A Concerned Reader

Thank you Concerned Reader, for inquiring. For the most part, I have no complaints that anyone really wants to hear about. But there was something that happened tonight that was rather traumatic. I actually had to take a potty break in the middle of my kickboxing class. Some of you may say 'What's the big deal? I take potty breaks every ten minutes and I'm not even prego or jumping around.'
But for me? This was big, bad news. This is me. The girl who has a bladder stronger than Hoover Dam. The girl who came home from 4 days at girls' camp and bragged about never using those gross bathrooms (this practice is not endorsed by those in the medical world, btw. Something about high risk of UTIs, blahblahblah). So as you can see, my 'delicate condition' has finally wreaked havoc on one of my strongest organs.
I am sure that this is a temporary condition and once the babe is born I can return to never needing to use public restrooms again. Though I highly recommend the ones at Dillard's and the Joseph Smith Memorial Building. They are rather elegant. The end.
and if anyone calls me out on my fake Concerned Reader I will be really mad at you

8 comments:

stephanie said...

WOW! I consider it a good day when I don't have to use the restroom during a walmart shopping trip!

TisforTonya said...

you can keep your concerned reader... I wouldn't dream of arguing with a pregnant lady with a weak bladder :)

DKAZ said...

You delicate? Can you actually type those words in the same sentence?

cold cocoa said...

What do you expect after downing a 44 oz Dew? Can't feel sorry for you hon.

big8smiley said...

Yes, I was really wondering about you when 10 minutes into the routine I saw you crawl to the door like you could barely move your legs and then prop the door open just enough to quickly slither through. Now I know! I won't be so concerned next time. In fact, if you want, we could set up a portable right there in the dance studio. :) LOL

hOLLIANN said...

Good to know your deep dark secrets. Good luck with that!

LC said...

Those in the C. family may not be flexible but man, they have good bladder control.
What would you have done in a water aerobics class?

The Allreds said...

I say 'kudos to you' for doing step aerobics during pregnancy, whether a potty break is required or not!!!