I'm going to have to hook Noelle up with an IV to maintain her fluid levels. With the amount of crying she does lately dehydration is just moments away. Holy cow. Is this normal? Here are some snippets of the traumatic things that happen here:
Me: Noelle, time to get in your
pjs.
Noelle:
WAAAAAHHHHHMe: Noelle, I made you a sandwich for lunch.
Noelle:
WAAAAAHHHHH You cut it in squares instead of triangles!
WAAHHHHMe: I brushed Syd's teeth.
Noelle:
WAAAAHHHH I was going to brush Syd's teeth!
WAAHHHHPlease contrast with how the same conversations would go with her brothers...
Me: Boys, get in your
pjs.
Boys: I don't have to! (throw a toy, break a toy, kick somebody--but then gets in his
pjs)
Me: Boys, I made you a sandwich.
Boys: Wrong shape! I'm not going to eat it! (throws his plate, crumples the sandwich into a gross soggy ball---but then eats it after exerting enough defiant energy)
Me: I brushed Syd's teeth.
Boys: (No comment. Because really, who wants to brush someone
else's teeth??)
The irony is that Noelle rarely cries when she actually gets hurt. She's tough that way. She only cries when the most
minuscule perceived injustice is inflicted upon her. It drives me crazy! Irrational crying is meant for hormonal teenagers and pregnant women and postpartum women and women anytime-they-feel-like-it, not for little girls who have no real issues!
Is this a girl issue? Am I strange to prefer angry destruction to histrionic tears? Give me holes in the wall over sobbing over spilt milk
any day......